99Wonderwalls

All the ways you wish you could be… That’s me. I look how you wanna look, I fuck like you ­ wanna fuck. I am ­ smart, capable ­ and, most­ ­ importantly, ­ I’m free in all the ways you’re not. People do it every ­ day. They ­ talk to ­ themselves, ­ they ­ see themselves as they’d like ­ to ­ be. ­ They don’t ­ have the ­ courage you have to just run ­ with ­ it. ­ Naturally you’re still ­ wrestling ­ with ­ it, ­ so ­ sometimes, ­ you’re ­ still ­ you. ­ Other times, ­ you still imagine ­ you’re ­ watching ­ me. ­ Little by little, ­ you’re just letting yourself become… Tyler Durden.

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jerroncouture:

This is what Love looks like.

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jerroncouture:

Beyoncé - Freakum Dress - Revel Live

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my marriage (if i get married)
me: hey darlin welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
me: take off your pants
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husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
me: how long did they say it would take?
husband: about 30 mins
me: get naked
husband: but i thought we were gonna-
me: naked. now
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husband: i'm bored
me: lay down.now
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me: i love you so much
husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
me: get in the bed
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husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
me: nope.sex
husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
me: sex
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me: i had a crappy day at work today
husband: want me to make you some tea?
me: i want you naked. i'm angry
husband: what about a back rub?
me: naked...drop your pants
husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.
imdylanbarker:

OH MY GOD, forever reblog.

imdylanbarker:

OH MY GOD, forever reblog.

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